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Total Medals Earned: 1,436 (From 153 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 28,565 Points

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Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Sideways

Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/295 points)

Fall Fast 10 Points

On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.

Just Made It 10 Points

Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing

Death Medal 25 Points

Die 50 times

Hero 50 Points

Complete the game

500th Flip 100 Points

Rotate the screen 500 times

Super Hero 100 Points

Complete the game without dying

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

St. Pattack

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

The Special Day 10 Points

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Juggling 10 Points

What an entertaining pastime!

Good Shepherd 25 Points

Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...

Life Saver 25 Points

Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.

Master 50 Points

No one can stop you!

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 7/7 (200/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Starmageddon

Medals Earned: 16/16 (420/420 points)

100_kills 5 Points

Reach 100 kills.

20_coins 5 Points

Collect 20 coins.

25_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 25 diamonds.

25_greens 10 Points

Collect 25 greens.

500_coins 10 Points

Collect 500 coins.

500_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 500 diamonds.

50_blues 10 Points

Collect 50 blues.

multiplier_x50 10 Points

Get a x50 multiplier.

1000_kills 25 Points

Achieve 1000 kills.

2500_kills 25 Points

Achieve 2500 kills.

250_blues 25 Points

Collect 250 blues.

multiplier_x100 25 Points

Get a x100 multiplier.

1000_diamonds 50 Points

Collect 1000 diamonds.

2500_coins 50 Points

Collect 2500 coins.

multiplier_x150 50 Points

Get an x150 multiplier.

game_completed 100 Points

Complete the game!

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!